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  “Grace to you, Lieutenant Lord Rabbit ibn Chause e Fla-van,” Lord Esclaur said as he bowed back. He was Captain Javes’ spiritual brother, down to his quiz glass and brown pomaded curls. “I understand that you have an embarrassment of invitational riches.”

  I looked over to Captain Suiden’s desk and saw the mountain of mail had grown to a mountain range. “Yes, my lord, I suppose you can say that.” Lord Esclaur followed my gaze and his mouth hung open for a second. He shut it with a snap and minced over to the white envelopes, lifting his quiz glass. “My word. All this for you? You are popular, aren’t you?”

  “As you can see, Lord Esclaur, Lieutenant Rabbit is being swamped. We rely upon you to help us navigate this.” Suiden had started to go to his chair when there was a tap at the door. He sighed and waved at his desk. “Just put it there.” I watched as the mountaintops grew in height and Suiden moved to one of the guest chairs to sit. He put his head in his hand, massaging his brow.

  Lord Esclaur responded by taking off his lightweight cotton coat, rolling up the sleeves of his lawn shirt, and diving in. The folding table was set up for him, tea and sandwiches were requested, and Jeff and I were pressed into service, ferrying the unread invitations to, removing the rejects from, and maintaining the “keeper” piles in front of the lordling. All the while, Esclaur kept up a running patter of commentary. “What, doing that in this heat? I don’t think so. No. Yes. Yes. Oh, no, you will not go there. My goodness gracious, is she ready to come out?” He picked up an invitation engraved with the Flavan crest and gave a genteel sneer. “I suppose you’ll have to. Family.”

  At the end of two hours, we had sorted through all the invitations, had written acceptance replies to all the engagements that Lord Esclaur had deemed that I must attend, and had entered them into datebooks he produced, one for him and one for me. He indicated a few somewhat smaller piles. “These, Lord Rabbit, are invitations for Ambassador Laurel and I’ve separated them into ‘wise to go,’ ‘doesn’t matter one way or another,’ and ‘run for the hills.’ ” He then pointed at other piles. “And these, Prince Suiden, are your and Captain Javes’ invitations. Again, I’ve taken the liberty to sort them.” He started rolling down his sleeves. “I am at your disposal, gracious sirs, to accompany you to any and all of these functions.” He slipped on his coat, adjusting his cuffs. “Fortunately, I’ve also been invited to most of these, and I’m sure a word in the proper ears will take of the rest.”

  I followed Esclaur to the door, where he turned and, catching sight of my face, grinned at me—and superimposed briefly on the fop I saw a blue-eyed white wolf of the Upper Reaches. “Oh, do not fret, Lord Rabbit. Remember, life always entails change. Yes, indeed. And the alternative is just not acceptable.” The lordling bowed, turned back to the door and ran into Laurel Faena, followed by Lord Gherat.

  “Well, it’s one of the Court’s little lapdogs,” Gherat said, smiling. “Who let you off your leash, Esclaur?”

  “Oh, I’m allowed out on my own every once in a while, Gherat,” Esclaur replied. “Especially when there’s a full moon out. You know, to howl and chase shadows.” Laurel and I looked at each other and then back at the two of them.

  Gherat shrugged. “Be careful. Sometimes shadows hide things that are real. You wouldn’t want to crack your noggin by running headlong into one.” Just what we needed, I thought, more cryptic rot. Gherat shot a look at me, his eyes widening a little.

  Laurel rumbled. “We should not joke about the moon, honored lords. It marks a time of unpleasant remembrance for the Border.” He nodded at Lord Gherat. “But I do have hope to report good things to the High Council. Thank you for bringing me the time of the meeting with the king.” Apparently Lord Esclaur wasn’t the only one who was the victim of Jusson’s humor this morning.

  Gherat nodded back at the Faena, a faintly derisive look on his face. “You’re welcome—Ambassador.”

  “Well, I’d better be going,” Esclaur said. “But I’ll be back this evening, Lord Rabbit, to accompany you to the rout. Grace to you, messirs.” He did a general bow that yet somehow managed to exclude Gherat, and left.

  Which meant we received the full measure of Lord Gherat’s attention. He put on an solicitous expression. “You look a little peaked, Suiden. Too much reception last night?” He smiled. “Though perhaps you should overimbibe more often. I understand you have a rather pleasing baritone, especially when singing the, er, ‘yo hos.’ “

  Suiden sighed. “To what do we owe the honor of your prolonged presence, Gherat?”

  “Oh, I have many reasons.” Still smiling, Gherat walked over to the invitations. He picked up the Flavan one on top, read it, and flicked it back on the table. “One of which is to see my cousin, Slevoic. I was told, though, that he’s not here.” He picked up another invitation.

  “No, he’s not,” Suiden said. He stood up and went to the teapot on his desk. I could hear the gurgle as he poured the last of the tea into his cup. “Slevoic has been assigned to the Royal Garrison stables.”

  Gherat froze, then turned to Suiden. “You sent one of my House to work in the stables?”

  “Yes,” Suiden said, sipping his tea.

  “How dare you.” Gherat’s blue eyes glittered with rage, and both Jeff and I took a step towards him. Laurel caught our arms.

  “I dare because he’s under my command and therefore mine to do with as I will.” Suiden raised a brow. “Wasn’t that what Slevoic said when those soldiers were killed?”

  While stationed at the Iversly Royal Garrison, Slevoic had forced his unit to ford one of the Banson’s tributaries during a storm, and three troopers had drowned when they were swept from their horses. Even his noble connections couldn’t overcome his causing the needless deaths of his men, and Slevoic was packed off to Freston for his sins. However, looking at Gherat’s face, the shame of being sent to Freston paled in comparison to working in the Royal Garrison stables in full view of all the Vicious’ former mates. Thinking on the blinded trooper Jeff told me about, I smiled.

  Gherat struggled for control. “And Lieutenant Groskin?” he asked after a moment. “I also wish to pay my respects to Archdoyen Obruesk’s young friend. Where’s he?”

  “Kitchens,” Suiden said briefly, taking another sip of tea.

  This time Gherat kept his face rigidly blank, though I could see a muscle jumping by his eye. “I see. Then I will see them another time.” He turned, and met both Laurel’s and my gazes. After another struggle, he gave a short bow, his mouth a thin line. “Sirs.” Straightening, he stalked out of the room, his back stiff. Jeff slipped out after him to make sure he actually went to the front door.

  There was silence until we heard the muffled thud of the front door closing; then Laurel softly chuffed. “That was wondrously sweet, honored captain.”

  Suiden smiled, briefly. “Yes.” He then winced and, after rubbing his forehead, tried to pour more tea. However, the teapot was empty. Setting pot and cup down, he went behind his desk and sat in his chair, faint lines between his brows.

  “I have a remedy for your ailment,” Laurel offered.

  “No, thank you.” Suiden gave Laurel a narrow look, but the Faena had moved to the window and the captain had to shut his eyes against the glare. Jeff came back into the room and as Suiden opened his eyes to look at him, he saw the stacks of his own invitations. He sighed. “Can you read and write, trooper?”

  “Yes, Captain,” Jeff said.

  “Good. You are in charge of my social calendar. Your first duties will be to enter these into my datebook.” Suiden nodded at the invitations and winced, swallowing hard. “No, belay that. Your first duty is to get me a pot of tea. Strong.”

  “What about Rabbit, sir?”

  “He can damn well wait here until you’re done.” Suiden closed his eyes again. “Javes should be back any minute. He went to get some additions to your wardrobe, Lieutenant, so that you’ll be presentable when you go out on the town.” Jeff gave a faint snicker as he went out the d
oor again, but I didn’t care. I was staring at the captain in horror, seeing myself with a giant quiz glass hung around my neck, the weight bending me over to the ground.

  “Don’t worry, Rabbit,” Suiden said, his eyes still closed. “Javes knows your style.” One eye cracked open. “Though I would’ve thought that his sartorial boldness would appeal to you.”

  There was a very fine line between bold and ridiculous.

  Suiden’s eye closed again. “I see.”

  Chapter Thirty-four

  The invitation from my Flavan cousins said “rout” and it was decided that my dress uniform would be acceptable. Javes returned from his shopping trip with new yellow gloves, yellow silk handkerchiefs, Habbs, and a lightweight cape, dark blue with a blue silk lining and fastened by black braided frogs across the chest—and not a quiz glass in sight. The captain also brought a barber back with him, as my neglected hair reached below my collar. Now, shaved, trimmed, and fully dressed, I checked my image in the full-length mirror. I spun around, watching in satisfaction as the cape flared out, to view the back. As I stopped, the barber took advantage of me standing still and whisk-brushed my shoulders clean of clippings and imaginary lint.

  “Just like my sisters,” Jeff said, watching me.

  I ignored him as I turned to the side.

  “And a cousin of mine. He’s also a priss and his wife has to fight him for the mirror.”

  “Jealousy,” I said, “is an ugly thing.”

  Lord Esclaur called for me in his open carriage and we rode to my cousin’s house with Jeff once again as an outrider. The night was sharp edged from the light of the full moon and, as we entered the square, I could see that the Flavan house took up one side. Marveling at such a large place for one family, I asked Lord Esclaur how big Flavan’s principal seat was.

  “Oh, very large. Very large, indeed. The main estate includes not only plantations, but three substantial towns too.” The lordling settled into lecture mode. “Now your uncle’s wealth is more concentrated in the City. Chause owns several commercial properties and is silent partner to many a merchant.” We joined the queue of carriages snaking towards where the guests were alighting. Up ahead I could see huge torches at the house’s entrance and frowned. Even in provincial Freston we had oil-wick lamps, so it was very strange to see torches in cosmopolitan Iversly.

  “No, torches aren’t common at all,” Lord Esclaur said to my query, also frowning.

  When we reached the front entrance of the Flavan house, I stood, waiting for the servant to open the carriage door—only to sit down again as I got a good look at his outfit. I had thought that his livery looked strange, but put it down to the flickering torchlight. But it wasn’t livery—the servant was costumed to look like an ogre from a popular children’s pantomime, complete with fur loincloth and spiked club. And bare feet. He winced as he trod on something as he stepped up to the carriage, flinging open the door and hefting his club. “Who dares enter my master’s house?”

  The same lines from the same pantomime.

  “I don’t—”

  “My lord, we are holding up the line,” Lord Esclaur said as he rose. “Indeed, we shall beard the wicked sorcerer in his lair.”

  The bloody hell I would. I settled back into the seat squabs. “I’m not—”

  Lord Esclaur kicked my ankle and I yelped. “Oh my, leg cramps again, Lord Rabbit? Well, once you get out, you’ll be able to stretch.” He grabbed my arm and hauled me up, much stronger than he affected to be. “You are the king’s cousin,” he hissed in my ear. “Act like it.”

  The house was done up just like the sorcerer’s lair, with fake rats, ravens, and spiders on huge webs dangling from the ceiling. Esclaur and I joined the line of guests waiting to be greeted, and up ahead I could see the gallant Locival, with the broadsword Lion’s Heart resting on his hip. By Locival’s side was the fair princess Beatel (plumper than usual) whom he rescued from the Sorcerer Slifter’s foul plots and nefarious schemes. Her long golden tresses were braided and beribboned, reaching nearly to the ground, and suspended from a gold chain on her forehead was the Pearl of Chastity. Behind the couple hung a tapestry sunrise, representing the new dawn, for by their kiss and troth of true love, they broke the evil spell that held the kingdom of Heusterand enthralled in perpetual night.

  “Ho, cousin! Esclaur!” Locival raised his helm visor, revealing Lord Teram underneath. “Isn’t this splendid?” He held out his hand in welcome.

  I sensed Esclaur drawing back his foot and so I reached out to clasp Teram’s hand. “Grace to you and good evening, Teram. Yes, it’s something. Though I am surprised. I didn’t realize that this was a masque.”

  “My lady thought it up after we had sent your invitation,” Teram said.

  I looked at Lady Isalde underneath her blond wig, but she said nothing.

  “And I said, ‘Why not?’ ” Teram continued. “It’ll be fun!” He waved over a servant, this one made up as a hunchback, who had a basket of black silk dominos. “Choose one!” He waited until both Esclaur and I had slipped a mask on, and then slapped my back. “Enter in, my lords, but ware the sorcerer’s traps!”

  We bowed and went past him into the party proper. The interior was as darkly decorated as the entrance, and servants dressed as the sorcerer’s minions mingled with the costumed guests. Food tables were set along a wall and were adorned with fake (I hoped) human and animal skulls sporting fat candles. Any desire to eat faded fast.

  “It is a flexing of muscle, Rabbit,” Esclaur said, catching my bemused look. “Jusson is able in one day to set up and host a massive reception in honor of an ambassador that most aren’t too sure about. Teram wants to show that he has the same pull.”

  Great, another faction. Then I remembered Gherat and Teram standing together at the reception, and wondered. “But Jusson is the king,” I said. “Of course they will come when he calls. If they don’t, either they’re in trouble or the kingdom is.”

  Lord Esclaur shrugged. “True, my lord.”

  A servant (this one with fangs) walked up to us, and Esclaur took two glasses from the tray that was decorated with toadstools and spiders, handing me one. “But Flavan has forty direct lines back to the first king, Iver. No other House outside of the king’s can boast that. Chause comes close with thirty-two, and his son, because of his wife, has thirty-six. Still, should Jusson’s House fail in the near future, Flavan will be ahead in the throne sweepstakes. Even now Teram tends to think he’s so close to royalty as to make no difference.” He took a sip, made a face and looked for a place to put the glass down. “It must’ve turned in the heat,” he said, his frown deepening.

  I sniffed at my wine and, with another glance at the lighted skulls on the food table, decided to ditch my glass also. “Cousin or not, I’m leaving if I see any black candles.” We were the only ones not in some sort of costume from the pantomime: There were villagers, doyens, Beatel’s sisters, Locival’s quest companions, and the blind storyteller who always showed up when Locival became hopelessly muddled. However, as the story took place in the north where more clothing was not only fashionable but necessary, sweat glistened as it ran down faces and necks, and more than one woman paused by open windows and doors with covertly loosened bodices and discreetly lifted skirts, courting breezes. I began laying bets with myself as to who’d be the first to faint.

  “’ Well met,’ my lords,” someone said over my shoulder.

  Refusing to utter the greeting used (and overused) in the pantomime, I turned—and froze at seeing a masked Slevoic standing in front of me. Then he moved and what little light there was gleamed on the silver strands in his hair. Not Slevoic then.

  “As I live and breathe, it’s Gherat,” Esclaur drawled. He lifted his quiz glass and scanned the Lord of Dru’s outfit. Esclaur’s brow rose. “Not in costume?”

  “No,” Gherat said pleasantly, “I leave the dress-up to others.” All signs of his earlier rage were gone—and my hackles rose. His blue eyes were colorless in the d
imness as he looked at me from behind his domino and smiled. “Oh, don’t worry, Lord Rabbit. I don’t hold you responsible for your captain’s actions. Besides, I’ve better manners than to start a brawl in Flavan’s house with one of his guests.”

  “Yes, my lord,” I murmured, thinking of how he had no compunction in picking a fight when I was the guest in Jusson’s house.

  “But you don’t drink.” Gherat signaled and another servant presented a tray, this one with a fake asp twined around the glasses. He waited until we took a glass, then turned to the crowd, scanning it. “Let me introduce you about. You may know everyone here, Esclaur, but there are several that Rabbit should meet.”

  It was like a fever dream of the king’s reception as Esclaur and I were passed from guest to guest. But instead of open stares full of curiosity, here everyone was black-masked and hidden. With the decorations, the nightmarish servers, and the dirges the musicians were playing (evil sorcerer music, I supposed), the weight of it pressed down like a soft, suffocating pillow, and I wondered that Teram would consider this fun.

  “So, ah… Dabbit, are you long in town?” a lord in doyen robes asked.

  “It’s Rabbit, and I don’t know—”

  “You must get over to the Boar’s Head, Nabbit. They’ve such excellent sport there.” The man launched into a detailed description of all the cockfights he had attended—blood drop by drop—and I went back to staring about the room, prepared to dodge Lord Esclaur’s foot. Nothing threatened, though, and I glanced over, noting that Esclaur looked a little glassy-eyed.

  “I shall be fighting my Gray tomorrow night,” the lord concluded. With a glance at our still full glasses, he raised his own glass and drank deeply. Esclaur and I did the same, though I pretended, as I didn’t want to chance getting a mouthful of vinegar. Finished, the lord set his glass down and looked through me. “Oh, I see someone I must speak with. Grace, Fabbit.” He bowed and walked off.